Monday, September 27, 2004
SiAo Ehs CrAp + sToRiEs
*Temporarily Unavailable*
We regret to inform you that SiAo Ehs Paradise is currently unavailable ... which means that most probably you will not be able to see any new postings from now on until mid november.
Reason: Siao Ehs are currently under a period of excess workload ... thus unable to control feelings and emotions ... on the verge of breaking down and it is highly possible that a relapse may occur anytime ... we are currently under a critical and dangerous period. It is best that u leave us alone.
But no worries ... dun cry ... dun feel sad ... dun panic ... dun feel lost ... Siao Ehs will certainly make a comeback!!! Stay tune for more wonderful stories ... here's a sneak preview: "Desmond Goh!!" ... "The Crowning of Ah TU and Kuan Huan!!" ... "RMS Investiture" ... "D for DOG!!!" ... "Orario fell asleep reading!!" ... "More Crazy Bus Drivers!!" ... "Waffle cone = 4 cones!!" ... and lots more !!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
So do come back during November ... for the moment ... pls be patient ... we noe u ppl cant wait ... hahahahahahahaha
Cyaz
9/27/2004 01:11:00 AM
Monday, September 20, 2004
wEnDy'S aH-RoNg
Haha.. eh zhong WeiLi... u are in luck 2dae... i chance upon ur dear AhRong frenster 2dae... shld be him bah... Lol... Haha go check it out kies... http://friendster.com/user.php?uid=12154887
kA| + wEn ... hahahahahahahahahaha
Siao Ehs wEn & LinG (centre and right) + kA (left) at Suntec Food Court ... hehe ... [18 Sep : celebrating Gang Leader's cum NBS ChioBu ZhiQing's 19th Bdae ... bt her Bdae is 14th Sep lahz ... keke]
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
HeYs SiAo-EhS... i TiNk I ShOuLd PoSt sOmEtHiNg To VeRiFy My ExIsTeNcE... HaHa LoL... AnW... zHoNg WeI-Li... HaZ... CoNgRaTeS lAh... Ur BeLoVeD dInGrOnG wOn Le... HaHa... I tHiNk He ShOuLd Go BaCk tO bE hAiRsTyLiSt LeH... If LiDaT dEn I tHiNk u EvErYdAy Go CuT hAiR LiAo... HaHa.. CrAp OnIe LaH... DaMn BoReD NoW LeH... Oh YaH... oNe LaZ tHiNg... i StiLl tHiNk my Sa GaNg YuN wiLl mAkE a BeTteR wInNeR!!! LoL.... Lalalalalalalalala
Sunday, September 12, 2004
tHe aDvenTuRoUs tRip oF sIaO-eH wEn n LiNg!
It was 1 fine day when mi, siao-eh ling n orario went ECP with our 08/02 classmates! I was looking forward to the outing!!! esp after being trapped in the lao ren yuan for so long.... finally can breathe the fresh air in the east le! (according to siao-eh ling, she found the air in the west... esp lao ren yuan.... to b more polluted... we suspect it is due to the choco factory) then also dunno who suggested on goin blading..... end up all of us rent blades.... n guess wat... we oni hav 2 instructors n 4 beginners! OMG!!!! n our adventurous journey began! bingz n xiao hong were damn fast learner... although we dunno if bingz blade the correct way coz his style of blading is kinda weird!! hahahaha n he like mad dog lidat keep running arnd (we even saw a black dog that runs arnd.. kinda resembles the way bingz blade). oRaRiO was ZAI!!!! tink coz she got try b4..... anw it's just mi n SiAo-Eh LiNg! the 2 of us struggle like hell! tink we need to hang "L" plate..... n guess wat? mi fell down so mani times tt i tink at the end of the session my butt pain till like kana bombed open lidat! cldnt even sit down..... sobz sobz... had side effect for v v long...... sit too long also pain... stand up also pain... signz.... painful experience..... =~( then got a grp of guyz shi bu hui lorz! Got once mi fell down i nthe middle of the road... was too painful to move so i juz sat there n this grp of guyz actuali sae:" xiao jie... dun move... we're goin to jump over u!" they cha bu duo le lorz..... KNS...... as for SiAo-Eh LiNg... heard tt she pluck alota leaves on the way... mayb she can fill u all in with all the details! =op
Friday, September 10, 2004
Celeb in Yunnan Garden !!! Hahaz
Today afternoon around 3 plus 4 .... we received a tip-off from siao eh wEn's "gd fren" stephen that mediacorp is filming something in Yunnan Garden!!!
The 4 of us rushed to the venue and began searching for signs of activity in the lifeless Yunnan Garden!!! ...... soon after we saw a group of cast in ancient costume!!! Siao ehs are v shy by nature [heez~] so we din go up v close ... just stood at a distance and tried to see who are there ....
The first face we recognised was Mark Lee!! hahahahaha ... den we spotted RICHARD LIU!!! Wah seh hahahaahhahahaha ... RICHARD LIU is our all time favourite actor man .... hahahahahahahahaha .... so excited to see him there hahahahaha .... there were also others like MC King, Alamak etc. ... why no Ah Nan?? SAd ... hahahahaha .... den there was this person whose laughter and actions we found very familiar .... and this is none other than Christopher Lee [ aka lee ming shun aka aH sHuN ... intimately called by siao eh wEn keke~] !!! Wah BIG *StAr* in Yunnan Garden Sia~ ... we saw him putting his leg on the "ting zi" while talking on his hp [toking to fann ah?? hehe] .... must be badly influenced by mark lee to becum so ah beng ... dun mix with them too much ah hahahaha ... oso dunnoe wat they filming ... according to cOnViCt BiNgz, they are filming the comedy version of "Best Bet" ... to tink they chosen Yunnan Garden to film ... Lao Ren Yuan is so honoured man!!! hahahahahahahaha ....
Wondering next time ppl wiil cum Yunnan Garden film tings anot .... must cum ah ... we highly recommend Yunnan Garden for its beautiful scenery and high similarity to ancient times!!! The plants are more lively and the birds are cuter in Yunnan Garden den anywhere else!!! Yunnan Garden is best Garden in Singapore lor ... hahaha ...
*NoTe: For those ignorant ppl, RICHARD LIU = Liu Qian Yi !!! hahaha ... he is number one "Ah Pek" of Mediacorp lor ... dun play play ah .... hahahaahahahahahahahhaa*
The 4 of us rushed to the venue and began searching for signs of activity in the lifeless Yunnan Garden!!! ...... soon after we saw a group of cast in ancient costume!!! Siao ehs are v shy by nature [heez~] so we din go up v close ... just stood at a distance and tried to see who are there ....
The first face we recognised was Mark Lee!! hahahahaha ... den we spotted RICHARD LIU!!! Wah seh hahahaahhahahaha ... RICHARD LIU is our all time favourite actor man .... hahahahahahahahaha .... so excited to see him there hahahahaha .... there were also others like MC King, Alamak etc. ... why no Ah Nan?? SAd ... hahahahaha .... den there was this person whose laughter and actions we found very familiar .... and this is none other than Christopher Lee [ aka lee ming shun aka aH sHuN ... intimately called by siao eh wEn keke~] !!! Wah BIG *StAr* in Yunnan Garden Sia~ ... we saw him putting his leg on the "ting zi" while talking on his hp [toking to fann ah?? hehe] .... must be badly influenced by mark lee to becum so ah beng ... dun mix with them too much ah hahahaha ... oso dunnoe wat they filming ... according to cOnViCt BiNgz, they are filming the comedy version of "Best Bet" ... to tink they chosen Yunnan Garden to film ... Lao Ren Yuan is so honoured man!!! hahahahahahahaha ....
Wondering next time ppl wiil cum Yunnan Garden film tings anot .... must cum ah ... we highly recommend Yunnan Garden for its beautiful scenery and high similarity to ancient times!!! The plants are more lively and the birds are cuter in Yunnan Garden den anywhere else!!! Yunnan Garden is best Garden in Singapore lor ... hahaha ...
*NoTe: For those ignorant ppl, RICHARD LIU = Liu Qian Yi !!! hahaha ... he is number one "Ah Pek" of Mediacorp lor ... dun play play ah .... hahahaahahahahahahahhaa*
Thursday, September 09, 2004
The Flowery World!!!
Yesterday evening ... me, siao eh wEn and orario finally stepped into the "Hua Hua Shi Jie" for the 1st time!!!!! A wave of excitement hit us when we started out on our adventurous journey! We stepped into the Yunnan Garden [at LRY #4] and walked over the bridge that leads to the other world!!! We were at last out of the Lao Ren Yuans!
Everyting that we saw at the Hua hua shi jie aka Flowery World was too much for us to take!!!! Omigosh!!!!!!!! There were buildings that din look like the siao eh chalets at all!!! Fresher air and more beautiful sky!!! WAH!!!!!!! We reached our destination after some walking ... the "Kopi Pte Ltd" !! haha ... me and siao eh wEn ate v expensive nasi lemak!! $3.50-$3.60 a plate!!! This is such a big diff from the $2 meals we always eat in Lao Ren Yuan!!! Orario ate fish porridge ... cos she nt feeling well [even though she nt feeling well she still cant resist nt cuming out to the hua hua shi jie!!] ... we also had teh beng ... hahahaha ...
We left after eating and made it in time, back in Lao Ren Yuan again =( b4 the Liu Xing Xiao Yuan show ended ....
Flowery World goodbye .... till the next time we see u!!!!! *hahahahahahahaha*
Everyting that we saw at the Hua hua shi jie aka Flowery World was too much for us to take!!!! Omigosh!!!!!!!! There were buildings that din look like the siao eh chalets at all!!! Fresher air and more beautiful sky!!! WAH!!!!!!! We reached our destination after some walking ... the "Kopi Pte Ltd" !! haha ... me and siao eh wEn ate v expensive nasi lemak!! $3.50-$3.60 a plate!!! This is such a big diff from the $2 meals we always eat in Lao Ren Yuan!!! Orario ate fish porridge ... cos she nt feeling well [even though she nt feeling well she still cant resist nt cuming out to the hua hua shi jie!!] ... we also had teh beng ... hahahaha ...
We left after eating and made it in time, back in Lao Ren Yuan again =( b4 the Liu Xing Xiao Yuan show ended ....
Flowery World goodbye .... till the next time we see u!!!!! *hahahahahahahaha*
LaO rEn yUaN #3! SiAo-Eh LiNg bed!
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Double J!!
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
My TOE!!!! Ouchhhhhhhh ... *SobZ*
Wah today damn SUAY ... my middle toe on my right foot kana KIAP by the LT1A left side door!!! It was damn bloody!!!! Poor me ...
Monday, September 06, 2004
Tu oF tHe wEEk!!!!!
iT's time to announce the "Tu oF tHe wEEk" yet again!!!! *applause applause* the long awaited moment has finally come.... n for this week.... in 1st place is none other than...... *drum roll*.......... SiaO-eHs YAN!!!!!!!! She has took the crown of "Tu oF tHe wEEk" yet again! This week her reason being her aunt ask her to print things.. thus delay her.... mi n siao-eh ling were waiting for her at siao-eh ling hse..... so there's no 2nd this week! siao-eh yan shall get extra points this week! The accumulation of points shall contd till the end of the sem... so for the rest of the siao-ehs! buck up! dun let siao-eh yan lead all the way! contest her!!!! hahahahhaahahahahahaha lastly.... orario is again MIA.
Thank you for all the siao-ehs continuous support for this publication. We'll contd to bring "Tu oF tHe wEEk"... so stay tune!
Thank you for all the siao-ehs continuous support for this publication. We'll contd to bring "Tu oF tHe wEEk"... so stay tune!
Sunday, September 05, 2004
SiAo EhS IQ =)
Note: The following results are courtesy of Classical IQ Test (www.queendom.com) . We will not answer for any discrepencies or doubts of any kind.
IQ Level of Siao Ehs Members:
1) Siao Eh yAn IQ = 124
2) Siao Eh LiNg IQ = 113
3) Siao Eh wEn IQ = unknown (she was not sane enuf to take the test)
*Average IQ is known to be 100*
Conclusion: Siao Ehs are not dumbos like wat others perceive them to be ... they may laugh v loudly ... crap alot more ... do insane stuff ... but they also have brains!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha =P
IQ Level of Siao Ehs Members:
1) Siao Eh yAn IQ = 124
2) Siao Eh LiNg IQ = 113
3) Siao Eh wEn IQ = unknown (she was not sane enuf to take the test)
*Average IQ is known to be 100*
Conclusion: Siao Ehs are not dumbos like wat others perceive them to be ... they may laugh v loudly ... crap alot more ... do insane stuff ... but they also have brains!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha =P
At Paragon de wooloo corner...
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Kuan Huan of the Week!!!
In the first place there wasn't this award for "Kuan Huan of the Week" ... but due to the incorrigible behavior of one of the siao ehs members ... we have no choice but to present this award!!!!
And guess who is the winner?? It is none other than SiAO eH yAn!!! She is also the top contender for the previous "TU of the Week"!!!! WOW WOW WOW ~ No one can overtake her degree of Kuan Huan for this week lor ... she had left siao eh wEn ALONE in the Lao Ren Yuan ... and went to hapi hapi with AMOS!! And guess wat??? Amos is the reason causing siao eh yAn to be the top contender for the 2 awards!!!! Firstly is Amos's "si ren tou fa" that caused yAn to be "TU of the week"! Den is also bcos of going out with Amos that made siao eh yAn "Kuan Huan of the Week"!!
A round of applause for siao eh yAn!!! [and Amos as well hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
And guess who is the winner?? It is none other than SiAO eH yAn!!! She is also the top contender for the previous "TU of the Week"!!!! WOW WOW WOW ~ No one can overtake her degree of Kuan Huan for this week lor ... she had left siao eh wEn ALONE in the Lao Ren Yuan ... and went to hapi hapi with AMOS!! And guess wat??? Amos is the reason causing siao eh yAn to be the top contender for the 2 awards!!!! Firstly is Amos's "si ren tou fa" that caused yAn to be "TU of the week"! Den is also bcos of going out with Amos that made siao eh yAn "Kuan Huan of the Week"!!
A round of applause for siao eh yAn!!! [and Amos as well hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
GOLD Medal For Uno!! HURRAY!!
Juz a Special Announcement here..
me & siao-eh wen haf actuali won a GOLD medal each for
inter-blk uno game in Lao Ren Yuan #4!! *ApplAuSe*
(amazed by our great uno skills? we offer part time uno
lessons for ple hu haf a passion for uno..contact us at
siao-eh@hotmail.com.. fees will be negotiable)
Well, this was the oni gold medal tt our blk has won in the IBRG
(sadly to say) BUT...we haf done the Siao-ehs Club proud!!!
These 2 medals will be presented to the President of the
Siao-eh Club so tt it can be kept in Siao-ehs Paradise
for remembrance..Hopefully more of these remarkable
achievements will come & we could record it & publish it to the
follow members in Siao-eh Paradise..Jia You!!
*PS: we'll try asap to get the pics of the gold medal uploaded
here..thank u for ur patience..
-NOTE: the president position for the Siao-ehs Club is still
under campaigning & election..Interested participants pls tk
an application form from Lao Ren Yuan #3 or #4 & submit asap..
or u can post ur particulars at Siao-Eh Paradise..We'll look into it..
thank u for ur anticipation & support..Siao-ehs Club will con't to
keep the Siao-ehs Paradise as siao as possible..
me & siao-eh wen haf actuali won a GOLD medal each for
inter-blk uno game in Lao Ren Yuan #4!! *ApplAuSe*
(amazed by our great uno skills? we offer part time uno
lessons for ple hu haf a passion for uno..contact us at
siao-eh@hotmail.com.. fees will be negotiable)
Well, this was the oni gold medal tt our blk has won in the IBRG
(sadly to say) BUT...we haf done the Siao-ehs Club proud!!!
These 2 medals will be presented to the President of the
Siao-eh Club so tt it can be kept in Siao-ehs Paradise
for remembrance..Hopefully more of these remarkable
achievements will come & we could record it & publish it to the
follow members in Siao-eh Paradise..Jia You!!
*PS: we'll try asap to get the pics of the gold medal uploaded
here..thank u for ur patience..
-NOTE: the president position for the Siao-ehs Club is still
under campaigning & election..Interested participants pls tk
an application form from Lao Ren Yuan #3 or #4 & submit asap..
or u can post ur particulars at Siao-Eh Paradise..We'll look into it..
thank u for ur anticipation & support..Siao-ehs Club will con't to
keep the Siao-ehs Paradise as siao as possible..
Er Xin De Wa Bi Kong De!! >.<
It was a fridae morning when i was sitting down "happily" at the
hexagon table during my OB tutorial..It was until tis weird
engineering guy hu came to sit beside me tt started my
nightmare >.< First, he started digging his nose beside me
(OMG) den Second, he actually put the finger which he juz used
it to dig his nose to bite in his mouth!! (OMG OMG) Third, wad
continue to pose disgust to me was tt as i was trying hard to tk
down notes, he was actually panting very loudly beside me..i
dunno wad isit for lor..dunno his nose blocked or wad..but cant be
every tutorial oso lidat rite??!!! everybody at the table was pretty
disgusted n annoyed by him lor (-_-") some more there were times
when he luff to himself:"herherherherherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" in super
high pitch lor...xie buay tahan..
& one ting...tis er xin de wa bi kong guy was actuali spotted
one day hidding in the corner wif his gf!!! touching here &
there lor!! (OMG OMG OMG) maybe (uh-erm) his gf like
his ünique fingerrrrr....?
hexagon table during my OB tutorial..It was until tis weird
engineering guy hu came to sit beside me tt started my
nightmare >.< First, he started digging his nose beside me
(OMG) den Second, he actually put the finger which he juz used
it to dig his nose to bite in his mouth!! (OMG OMG) Third, wad
continue to pose disgust to me was tt as i was trying hard to tk
down notes, he was actually panting very loudly beside me..i
dunno wad isit for lor..dunno his nose blocked or wad..but cant be
every tutorial oso lidat rite??!!! everybody at the table was pretty
disgusted n annoyed by him lor (-_-") some more there were times
when he luff to himself:"herherherherherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" in super
high pitch lor...xie buay tahan..
& one ting...tis er xin de wa bi kong guy was actuali spotted
one day hidding in the corner wif his gf!!! touching here &
there lor!! (OMG OMG OMG) maybe (uh-erm) his gf like
his ünique fingerrrrr....?
c.a.m 
Fren-ship
