Monday, August 30, 2004

tHe " wwwwHHHHHooooSSSShhhhh " sI rEn EaR PieCe

One fine day, mi call siao-eh ling to ask her something which requires her immediate response (mi also cant is wat le). When the call got thru, all i hear is not the usual HELLO frm siao-eh ling bt is "wwwwwHHHHHooooooSSSSShhhhhhhh"!!!!! After a loooonnnngggggg time before siao-eh ling finally say:"Hello". N guess wat is that "wwwwwwhhhhhooooossssshhhhhh" sound?
Is siao-eh ling meddling with her SI REN EARPIECE!!!!!!! shi bu hui lorz.... her reason for using the SI REN EARPIECE is coz she will hav headache if she toks on the fone directly.... haiz.... siao-eh ling nxt time wanna use earpiece pls dun tu horz!!! action faster larz.... mi dun wana hear the "wwwwwHHHHooooooSSSSShhhhh" again le horz.... =op

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xWENerie 8/30/2004 12:45:00 PM
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sHi bU hUi dE "mAi CaI dE uNcLe"

There was 1 nite (4+ am due to oraRIO! she went to kuang huan with fu lu shou n sausage frenz leaving siao-eh ling alone in the room!!!) when mi n siao-eh yan were walking back from lao ren yuan #3 to lao ren yuan #4. When we reach Chinese Heritage Centre (aka the "gui gui building") when a lorry stopped oppo the road n the mai cai uncle ask us for directions to canteen 3. We told him the direction but he still appear blur n told us to show him the way. That's when mi n siao-eh yan suspected sth fishy.... n as wat we expected.... he asked us to get on his lorry! promising to drive us back lao ren yuan #4..... we exchge glances then decided to scram.... whether the mai cai uncle made it to can 3 is unknown......

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xWENerie 8/30/2004 12:21:00 PM
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Tu oF tHe wEEk!!!!!

tHis iS tHe 1sT pUbLiCaTioN oF SiAo-EhS pUbLicaTioN!!! hahahahaha n wE'Re goNNa aNNouNcE tHe "TU OF THE WEEK"!!! iN tHe 1sT pLaCe iS......... *dRuM roLL*........ SiAo-eHs YaN!!!!! wE waIteD aT tHe Kallang MRT station for eternity n was about to call her (but scare she dunno doin wat ahem ahem... =op) when she finally came!!!! she claims is bcoz of amos combing his "si ren tou fa"! But this is no excuse! she's still crown the prestigious title of "tu of the week" for the 1st week... n in a close 2nd is..... siao-eh ling! Also hai mi wait at the tamp station.... 3rd place is obviously mi since orario is MIA!!!!!


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look forward to our nxt publication nxt wk! cyaz then!

xWENerie 8/30/2004 12:24:00 AM
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Sunday, August 29, 2004

Crazy Bus Driver AGAIN!!!

Just booked into siao eh chalet again .... wah seh the bus driver today oso qi siao one ... drive until so jerky ... felt like vomitting lor ... but den beta den laz week's bus driver ... not so hiong ... why all the drivers of 179 at nite are like drunk lidat huh???? hahahaha .....

And on the bus 2nite there is this guy in yellow t-shirt that kept staring at us while me, siao eh wEn and siao eh yAn were talking ... and he looked a bit like william hung lor .... hahahahahahahahaha ... ntu guys are realli weird lor ..... -_- ....


♀Rei™Ω 8/29/2004 11:41:00 PM
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Saturday, August 28, 2004

Stupid & Crazy Bus Drivers -_-|||

Yesterday afternoon ... me, siao eh wEn and siao eh yAn were happily packing up and booking out of siao eh chalets ... but then it started to rain!! =( ... to make it worse, many buses were packed with ppl, and we had to wait for quite a few buses ...... finally there was this bus which had space ... we stood up and walked to the front of the bay, there were a few ppl at the busstop too ...... guess wat?? The stupid and retarded bus just went pass us!!!!!! Duhz~!! -_- ... wat the hell LoL !!! We didn't flag but it was so damn obvious we wanted to board lor ... we carrying alot of tings mahz ... the bus driver gu yi one lor ... i can tell ... shld have taken down the bus plate number!!! Complain to Transitlink!!! Luckily managed to board the nxt bus .. summore gt seats =P ... hee ...

This stupid encounter reminded us of the "CRAZY Bus Driver" we met when we booked in siao eh chalet laz sunday nite ... WAH the driver is extraordinary "HIONG" loh ... bus sway here and there very forcefully ... like sitting in the OMNI theatre ... so we called the driver "CRAZY bus driver" ... the driver SIAO one loh ...

Hey ... SBS or Transitlink or wateva ... can train ur drivers anot huh .... ??????
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♀Rei™Ω 8/28/2004 06:29:00 PM
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

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~oR@r!O~ 8/25/2004 11:39:00 AM
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004

WeAr|nG SL|ppErS CaN CAuSe NuMbNess??? >.<

Wearing slippers can cause numbness??? well well
well, den tis u wld hafta ask siao eh Ling...One late nite
we went over to Lao Ren Yuan #3 to play bridge...aft
like 2 or 3 hrs of playing, we were like pretty seh n tired...
until siao eh Ling said someting..she said tt she's feeling
numb all over her body..n guess wad's nxt? she took
off her slippers n said tt it was the slippers causing all
the numbness!! (-_-") siao eh Ling den started laughing
hysterically n almost went crazy...so did the rest of us..
Juz at tis moment when we were luffing like mad...
sUn^sEt, another siao eh, took the slipper tt siao eh Ling
took off n started putting on her head!!! OMG >.<>or@rio, hu was studying,
couldnt stand it animore n burst out luffing too..
muahaha...nxt time when ur body is feeling numb, guess
u shld noe wad to do le ba..keke..tk off ur slippers n
place it on top of ur head!! cos when siao eh sUn^sEt did tt
to siao eh Ling, it reali works!! lol..how it wrks of cos, still
remains a mystery.........
-The End-


Anonymous 8/24/2004 09:49:00 PM
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Anonymous 8/24/2004 09:45:00 PM
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Monday, August 23, 2004

Sprite iCe Fly ~*

On a certain friday afternoon ... we went to Lao Ren Yuan #14 to have a late lunch ... siao eh wEn and orario ordered claypot noodles, me and siao eh yAn bought from "cHicken papa" ... hahaha wat a stupid name ... and we oso bought "guo tie" to share ... but it looked more like curry puffs lor ... den there was this fly which kept pestering us ... wanted to drink our sprite ice ... there were also other ppl eating there but the fly just kept flying around our table like a fly ... hahahaha ... so irritating ... when we finished eating ... the fLy landed on the sprite ice can ... since we drink finish le so dun care loh ... the fLy realli like the can lor ... i encouraged it to go into the can so can drink more but the fLy don't listen ... so i used the straw to push the fLy into the can ... still dun wan to listen ... so rebelious the fLy ... aiyah stupid fLy ... the worst ting of that meal is having to swallow the "curry puffs" ... arghh .... so lesson is : never drink sprite ice in a place where there is a possiblity of a fLy or flies around ... you can drink sprite but not sprite ice ... *hahahahahahahahahahha* ... =The End=

♀Rei™Ω 8/23/2004 05:42:00 PM
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Saturday, August 21, 2004

HiYaZ to aLL SiAo-EhS! hiSt oF SiAo-EhS pArAdIsE....

I gUeSS aLL tHe meMbeRs shLd stArT oFF bY pOsTinG tHe HAHAsss! So aS tO cErTiFy uRselF aS a meMbeR oF tHe SiAo-EhS pArAdIsE! hMM iNdeeD tHe liZarD wAs daMn sCaRy!!! sTill hAv pHoBia noW... rEaLi aDmIre tHe cLeaNer! rEaLi mUz giV hEr bOnUs mAn! hahahahaha sTill reM wE sTanD oUtsIde Lao rEn yuAn #4 (at the carpark) N laFF oUr hEarTs oUt... tHot we'LL kAnA sCoLdeD bY tHe oThEr ReSiDenTs.... wE're reCaLLinG aLL tHe maD tHinGs we'Ve doNe n eXpeRienceD n tt's wHeN tHe iDeA of cReaTinG tHis bLog siTe iS fOrMeD!

xWENerie 8/21/2004 10:50:00 PM
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xWENerie 8/21/2004 10:31:00 PM
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"Xploded" Lizard!!

One fine morning ... cannot remember wat day liao ... siao eh wEn went to lao ren yuan #4 toilet ... saw a "xploded" lizard in the 2nd basin nearest to the door ... its body parts were all over the basin ... and its tail is still moving!!! Poor wEn was so scared ... ran back to her rm ... wanted to call yAn for help ... but yAn was sleeping ...... eversince den, that basin was condemned by wEn and yAn ... even though it was already cleared up by the cleaner ... (hu noes maybe the cleaner got bonus for such extraordinary cleaning tasks????) ... the mystery of the exploded lizard still remains ... *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha* ... perhaps wEn can give us a firsthand account of the incident =P

♀Rei™Ω 8/21/2004 05:21:00 PM
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Thursday, August 19, 2004

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♀Rei™Ω 8/19/2004 09:42:00 PM
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